The Ass Kissing Express

The Ass Kissing Express I have decided to expand my line of services.  As of today I have started a bus service.  But this is no ordinary bus service.  And not just anybody can ride along.  It will have a very limited route. Let me explain.  Happy's Hospital has two campuses.  I spend a good month or two at one campus before switching.  Month after month, year after year, I rotate back and forth between both hospitals.  But I never work at more than one hospital at a time.  I don't get to t

True Story: My 1962 Dodge in a Regional Competition and Never Saw It Coming

I took the weekend off and entered a church-sponsored classic car show here in Reeds Spring, Missouri. It was run by the local Councilperson by the name of Marie Angle. The Councilperson is a motorhead from way back, having a small part in the film "Wake Me When It's Over". A love of cars was developed slowly. I entered my 1962 Dodge in the show 'n shine with the hope of impressing my friends :). I spent two days getting the Dodge. I had done my research on the Dodge by going over to VIN dec

Movie Quotes from Tomorrow Never Dies: Quotes from the movie Tomorrow Never Dies

â€"Don’t ask. â€"Don’t tell. â€"I used to look in the paper every day for your obituary. â€"Sorry to disappoint you. A: I never believe what I read in the press anyway. B: Oh. Therein lies your problem, Mr. Bond. You see, we’re both men of action, but your era and Miss Lin’s is passing. Words are the new weapons. Satellites the new artillery. A: And you’ve become the new Supreme Allied Commander. B: Exactly. Caesar had his legions. Napoleon had his armies. I have my divisions. TV, news, magaz

Budgeting Basics

Everyone hates the “B” word: budget. Some people try to dress it up by calling it a spending plan or something similar. I’m fine with the word budget, mostly because I’ve seen the benefits of living on one for the past few years. I spent the first six years after college working in various cities and spending a larger part of what I earned. Although I was able to avoid some of the materialism and other pitfalls of my friends, I didn’t budget or spend much time thinking about such things. Once