Finance Fridays: Jealousy Edition

My children are running amok. Yes amok. I let them skip their nap because I want them to go to bed sometime between now and 8pm (CST) - normally I’m a little more lax on the bedtime but not tonight. Randy isn’t home. He’s out celebrating with his department from work at Dave & Busters. Possibly the coolest arcade for both adults and kids ever created - I mean, it has a bar. So you can get all liquored up and play video games. But I’m here. With toddlers. That I haven’t had a break fro