Dear Car Thief

Dear Car Thief, This morning I woke up to find my driveway empty. You took my car sometime after 11PM after I got back from walking my dog. It sortof creeps me out to think that who ever you are you might know my routine. So, listen mr car thief... I am curious. My car isn't some sweet ride. It's a little 8 yr old 4 dr sedan - a compact with 45,000 miles on it . Just your average joe vehicle. The hinge to the gas cap is broken and the thinga ma jig that has one has to pass emissions