Chance to Win!

One of my uncles (by marriage) loves to gamble.  He doesn’t bet the mortgage payment at the horse track or anything like that, but if there’s a possibility to win money, his eyes light up. One of the meanest presents I’ve ever given was a fake lottery ticket I put in his stocking.  After scratching it off, he stood up, held the ticket in the air and shouted “I won $50,000!!!”  Funny, but quite evil of me.  He said after I told him what it was that he felt like he’d just lost $50K. I meet peopl