Top 10 Ways To Tell Your Friend His Cat's Dead

cowboyo: “I’ve got good news and bad news. Bad news is, your cat’s dead. The good news is that I saved a lot on my car insurance.” “Hey, you’re out of milk, the chips are stale, your cat’s dead, and the light bulb in the bathroom needs to be changed.” (when they walk into the apartment) *sniff* *sniff* “You smell dead cat?” Leave a suicide note next to the cat with a finished bag of catnip mentioning how boring the sitter was. “Are you still interested in those taxidermy classes?” Get rid of