Thursday, 4 December 2008

Please Bail Me Out!

Help! I can’t pay my bills. My rent is 3 months overdue, as are the cable, internet, cellphone, and car insurance bills. I have a 6,000 dollar credit card bill, which I haven’t even made the minimum payment on in almost a year. Oh, and I have over 2,000 dollars in outstanding gambling debts that I haven’t paid in months (my bookie is PISSED). I simply cannot be allowed to fail. Too many people depend on me. My roommate can’t make the rent payments on his own. When I go bankrupt this month, he’

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