The Insurance Salesman

I died last Saturday night. Wait, wait, wait, before you go, let me explain things a little further. It was a car crash, I had lost control of my vehicle, totally sober mind you, and flipped over a median, end over end until my car came crashing down with great force. That was when I died, my neck snapped like dry fire kindling, and I was no more. Well, the physical side of me was no more, but some other part of me, the eternal part, is still here, telling this to you now. I would like to