Car Adventures Continue

The Enterprise guy, picked me up at the auto body shop and brought me back to the car rental place.  Juan, a handsome young manager, waited on me. “I’ve got good news,” Juan told me.  “We don’t have any compact cars on the lot, so for the same price as your insurance company pays, we’re going to give you a van.”  He gestured out onto the lot where a Chevy behemoth sat waiting to eat someone. “I can’t drive that, Juan,” I tried to explain.  “I just smashed into a van.  Vans are mad at me.  If the