And His Dad Owns An Insurance Agency

Bear: Mom, if we were rich, would you buy me a Mustang? Me: Sure, Bear. Bear: ‘Cause you know, a lot of the guys on my team have Mustangs. Me: Really? A lot? Bear: Yeah, I see a lot of them in the school parking lot. Me: So who are these 17 year olds driving $25,000 sports cars? Bear: Buddy has one. A Shelby GT 500 with racing wheels. Me: Wait. Isn’t Buddy the kid who drove over the school parking lot gate and totalled his new car? Bear: Yeah, but it was a Mustang! Copyright © 2008 T