Yes, Okay, Let’s Talk About the Goings-On of Jamie Lynn Spears’ Uterus

Hi, guys. Sorry I’ve been gone all afternoon. I got like two hours of sleep last night and woke up this morning with this overwhelming urge to register my car in the state of Washington. I’m serious. I don’t know where it came from but I was just like “Must. Register. Car. Today.” So that’s what I did this afternoon. And then they had a little insurance station in the registration place and I went and talked to them about getting new insurance in Washington and learned that my 8000 speeding t