I want to work for UPS

So, I’m driving down the street the other day and I’ve got Samantha on the phone. We’re in the middle of a conversation that has me particularly heated. As I’m getting to the climax of my point, I see something that makes me forget all about whether “The Hills” is scripted or not. “What pisses me off most is â€" WHAT. THE. FUCK?!” “What is it?” “Are you fuckin’ kidding me?” “What dude, what is it?” “I’m passing by a UPS building and there’s a guy pulling out who must really love his job.” T