Sunday, 26 October 2008

Britney Spears Bends A Fender

Oh, sweetie, no! It was going so well! Glam waitress Britney Spears was out shopping today when her bodyguard got her into a fender bender with a paparazzi’s car. She can settle that easy. Just have Gerard Butler visit that guy’s ass. There’s no need to exchange insurance info. Gerard will just pummel that dude with his fists until he has only jagged stubs for left for teeth and will accquiesce to your demands to “let’s just keep that amoung us, y’okay?” He should have let her drive! She’s

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