spinal rap

I spent the morning lying on a heating pad and praying for death, waiting to hear one word back from the HR woman I had emailed earlier.  The email that said “I want to come back, I can haz lumbar pillowz?”  Never heard back from her, but around noon I decided that I was bored enough, back to work with me!  I had taken my muscle relaxer (which doesn’t help AT ALL, so I’m taking it for a placebo effect.  Before you ask: no.  no it doesn’t work that way, either) and was ready to roll.  In my car.