Excuse me, but is that a tire gauge in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

It might not be that long before you see red lights in your rear view mirror only to hear a voice come over a P.A. system that says, “PULL IT OVER.” As you find yourself along the side of the highway and you’re asking yourself, “Was I speeding? I don’t think so and I’m positive I came to a complete stop at that last stop sign.”   As the officer gets out of his car and puts on his trooper hat you can see that look in his eyes that confirms it…Yep, I’m gonna get a ticket but what in the hell did