The check had better be in the mail

Adsense Code] Dear Federal Government:Since you seem to be handing out free money to fuck-ups, I’d like to get in line. That’s rightâ€"I’m ready for my bailout.I don’t know if I can claim the magnitude of mistakes that Wall Street canâ€"after all, I never paid myself hundreds of millions of dollars a year while I was merrily pissing away company money like a first-timer on a Vegas hot streakâ€"but, as they like to say in the trade, mistakes were made.I admit that I s